Matthew 27:53:

And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

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OMG, Zombies!!!

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Genesis 1:26:

And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

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And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth...except carnies...small hands, you know.

2 Kings 2:24:

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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Remember kiddies, don't fuck with God.. if you do, bears will eat you.

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John 11:35:

Jesus wept.

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Jesus has an eye orgasm.

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Genesis 1:27:

So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

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So man created God in his own image, in the image of man created he him; male created he them.

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Genesis 1:1:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

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In the beginning man created God.

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