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Rewrites Leviticus 18:19:A new version was created by flyingsloths 28 days agoMark 1:25:And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. A new version was created by bibleboy 28 days agoAnd Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy penis, and come all over him. 2 Samuel 20:8:A new version was created by Anonymous 28 days agoWhen they were at the great stone which is in Gibeon, Amasa went before them. Some dumbass had his sword stuck to his package and all of a sudden it fell off and chopped his twig and berries clean off. Exodus 12:11:A new version was created by Anonymous 28 days agoAnd thus shall ye shall eat it; with your junk stuck on a steel girder, your shoes on your feet, and your cock in your hand; and ye shall eat it in haste: it is the LORD's passover. Genesis 22:3:A new version was created by destiney About 1 month agoDeuteronomy 23:2:A new version was created by destiney About 1 month ago1 Corinthians 14:34:A new version was created by Anonymous About 1 month agoYo, all you loud-mouth bitches.. Just STFU, or else! Genesis 2:7:A new version was created by phurley About 1 month agoLuke 19:27:A new version was created by destiney About 1 month agoDeuteronomy 7:23:A new version was created by destiney 2 months agoThe First Book of Moses, called Genesis 1:1:In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. A new version was created by nathanr 2 months agoNumbers 21:9:A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoMoses wields his +2 magic serpent-pole against anyone's serpent bites, saving their lives. John 14:12:A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoLeviticus 11:20:All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you. A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoA long time ago some birds had four legs, meanwhile evolution is still a myth. Proverbs 15:10:Correction is grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: and he that hateth reproof shall die. A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoRewriting verses of the bible is a good thing: anyone who disagrees sucks. Psalm 23:4:A new version was created by ShawnM 3 months agoExodus 23:4:If thou meet thine enemy's ox or his ass going astray, thou shalt surely bring it back to him again. A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoThe Second Book of Moses, Called Exodus 31:15:A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoWhosoever doeth any work on the sabbath day will surely miss any available in-network NFL games. Judges 15:16:A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoAnd Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass have I slain a thousand men. I am a murderer. Psalm 137:9:Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoHappy shall the psychopath be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Deuteronomy 25:12:Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoThen thou shalt cut off her hand, and from hence forth she shall be called Lefty. Revelation 13:18:A new version was created by destiney 3 months agoLeviticus 20:9:A new version was created by ShawnM 3 months agoJob 2:2:A new version was created by Anonymous 3 months agoAnd the LORD said unto Satan, sup.. And Satan answered the LORD, and said, yo. |
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